Mercury is in Freakin' Retrograde!

I'm not really into astrology..but watch me sound like I am.  I'm a Virgo, Mercury is my ruling planet.  Mercury goes into retrograde 3 sometimes 4 times a year.  Fucking up every damn little thing.  Communications get botched, people lose their freakin minds, computer and cell phones act up, things are just night right.  Being a Virgo, I am highly susceptible to Mercury in retrograde.  I think it's best that people don't say stupid shit around me and I should probably just go to bed until this is all over.  May 12th..everything will be all good again.