Bill: When Matthew falls asleep tonight, we should shave off his eyebrows.
me: (Gasp!) No!! (pause) We should shave off only one.
Both of us: YES!!!
(later)
me: we should shave one eyebrow off, then draw it back in with a Sharpie. Make it have a really high arch. So it will look like he is always inquisitive.
Bill & me: *Giggling*
Matthew: I hate you both.
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