Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Rules of the Queen

I'm the Queen..here are my rules

1. Eat dessert first.  You never know when you are going to die.  You want to make sure you get the best part of the meal over with before that might happen.
2.  There is no reason to run.  Ever.  Well, unless someone is chasing after you with a knife.
3.  If you make out with someone for less than 10 minutes..it does not count as cheating.
4. When sleeping alone in your bed, sleep diagnoally with arms spread wide.
5. Dance like no body's watching

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